Friday, September 17, 2010
Lyfe Jennings "Statistics" (Official Music Video)
Man this is one of the realest songs you beautiful ladies will ever get. the things he is saying in this song can be said any better, if you can take half of what he is saying and incorporate it in the way you look for a man, you'll find a good one......
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I just wanted to post the lyrics so you could actually see the words as well as listen to the song and vid...
ReplyDeleteLyfe Jennings Statistics Lyrics:
Alright alright alright y'all settle down settle down settle down.
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let's go!
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
[Chorus]
RULE #1
don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl
RULE #2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
RULE #3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he want some of your goodies he gon have to work for it
RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
[ Find more Lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.org/tT4l ]
STATISTICS!
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them are from homes without a father
so there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you drink your bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10
[Repeat Chorus]
Be patient! he's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop feeling sorry for yourself!
Have you made a checklist?
it's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
and if he want some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime.
Statistics!
Statistics!
Statistics!
Statistics!